SHE'S A SEXY ANIMAL

breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

rlyhigh:

hickeys are gross i want ten

louiswilliams:

PORNHUB OUT HERE GETTING RECKLESS

lycanthropic:

Running into closeted homosexuals from high school at the gay club

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serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

sushinfood:

lorriebm11:

When you do a click and drag thing but you keep getting ones that you don’t like so you retry until you get the one you want.

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This is the most goddamn appropriate gif-usage I have ever seen.

thegeminisage:

it’s been five months and i’m still not over how “to the end of the line” basically means “til death do us part”

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

elessar2931:

consultingelf:

lizzledpink:

fictional lands before prostate glands

my new motto